The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender. – Emil Ludwig
I have to admit, my first kiss ever was UGHk!. It was like the end of the world. Such trauma, y’know.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
my post seems sad, but look at the bright side. Hearts may break but Love will live forever. Eew. I’m not good at this. Really.
A: it’s either hard to find or B: they’re are feeling lucky!
and i want you to be happy…
love knows no soda pop
You’re my honey bunch, sugar plum, pumpy umpy umpkin.
You’re my sweetie pie.
You’re my cuppy cake,gumdrops, snoogums boogums you’re,
The apple of my eye!
And I love you so, and I want you to know that i’ll always be right here.
And I love to sing this song to you
Because you are so dear!
It’s a sign he’s dumping you. I heard that line before.
Dedicated to Bim
“Height doesn’t matter. Weight does ” — printed on men’s dick-o-meter. As seen on your weighing scale.
once upon a time, my favorite kid, Kaetlin, asked me this question.
I die.
Your heart just breaks, that’s all. But you can’t judge, or point fingers. You just have to be lucky enough to find someone who appreciates you.
I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.
I so use the second quote when I’m cranky and all. :p
- Who are you?
- sunny side-up or well done?
- hot or cold?
- pee or poop?
- Obama-Biden or McCain-Palin loveteam?
- who can make you feel less alone?
- what’s the best thing that ever happened to you?
- Are you happy ( like really, really happy) now?
Whatever your answers are, make sure you are not lying to yourself.
I always want to have a Got Milk? poster. when I become a celebrity– acting in a low budget Hollywood chic flick. Heck, who am I kidding? It’s not gonna happen. So I told myself, -Think bubble: “Hey, you don’t have to be a celebrity to have your own poster. Why not make one?“
Then boom, a lightbulb moment! :p
if love is surrender, then whose war is it anyway?
give me at least 10 words
trust me, you are more gross than this photo. stop acting like you’re puking and shit.
if girls petty fight like this..ROR.
painted this 3 hours ago. will post the final piece when it’s done.
It’s epic.
Link exchange doesn’t matter to me. I don’t really care if I get a traffic jam or zero view a day. I don’t intend to be a rising internet star ( no pun intended to Mike Villar ) because that’s too impossible.
If I like your blog or site, I store your url in my brain. If you read your name on my exit pages, it only means that you need special mention. Well, not really. Just because. I’ve got favorite sites that I go to everyday. I don’t link those url here. Why? Just because. 
Now, stop that sad look. I won’t link you here. It was stored in my brain. You just don’t know. 
Also, I don’t give comments to any blogs that much for the fear that I might sound stupid and off topic.
That is all.
Better question is, do want a coin operated thingermajig?
coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy
this entry is inspired by Dresden Doll's song Coin Operated Boy
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