it’s not where you’re at

i heard a protest below

who doesn’t?

and it doesn’t need wide open spaces

don’t tell me who to vote next year’s election

I didn’t stop blogging. It’s just that…

paces

not taking advantage

spinning around tryin’ not to look down

saddest man

Dedicated to Bim

De Beers vs De Dogs

never argue with someone who looks happy

3 dimensional

taste doesn’t matter, curve does.

“Height doesn’t matter. Weight does ” — printed on men’s dick-o-meter.  As seen on your weighing scale.

it’s supposed to be a rhetorical question,yeah?

metamorphosis

once upon a time, my favorite kid, Kaetlin, asked me this question.

sometimes,

I die.

quoting audrey

Your heart just breaks, that’s all. But you can’t judge, or point fingers. You just have to be lucky enough to find someone who appreciates you.

I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.

I so use the second quote when I’m cranky and all. :p

deliver me

i could get used to this

maze of questions

• Who are you?
• sunny side-up or well done?
• hot or cold?
• pee or poop?
• Obama-Biden or McCain-Palin loveteam?
• who can make you feel less alone?
• what’s the best thing that ever happened to you?
• Are you happy ( like really, really happy) now?

Whatever your answers are, make sure you are not lying to yourself.

got milk?

I always want to have a Got Milk? poster. when I become a celebrity– acting in a low budget Hollywood chic flick.  Heck, who am I kidding? It’s not gonna happen. So I told myself, -Think bubble: “Hey, you don’t have to be a celebrity to have your own poster. Why not make one?“

Then boom, a lightbulb moment! :p

love hate – it’s easy to locate

if love is surrender, then whose war is it anyway?

subliminal message

give me at least 10 words

who sells sanctuary?

trust me, you are more gross than this photo. stop acting like you’re puking and shit.

Look! Cat fight!

if girls petty fight like this..ROR.

painted this 3 hours ago. will post the final piece when it’s done.

curiousity killed the fish

fuckcessful failure

It’s epic.

stop asking that

Link exchange doesn’t matter to me.  I don’t really care if I get a traffic jam or zero view a day. I don’t intend to be a rising internet star ( no pun intended to Mike Villar ) because that’s too impossible.

If I like your blog or site, I store your url in my brain. If you read your name on my exit pages, it only means that you need special mention. Well, not really. Just because. I’ve got favorite sites that I go to everyday. I don’t link those url here. Why? Just because.

Now, stop that sad look. I won’t link you here.  It was stored in my brain. You just don’t know. 

Also, I don’t give comments to any blogs that much for the fear that I might sound stupid and off topic.

That is all.

sometimes, I can’t help but ask

how to snag a girl 101

like raspberry twirl

are you coin operated?

Better question is, do want a coin operated thingermajig?

coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

this entry is inspired by Dresden Doll's song Coin Operated Boy

how bad is your logic?

And how do you get away with it?

I say a lot of things in silence

There are two things about me. One, I don’t put any malice on the things I see even if I know something’s goin on. Two, I just plainly don’t give a damn.

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define

i pacified your ego just because. but…

She’s so nice that it makes up for her face.

Sorry, I lied.

you won’t hear her say it, but

. . . and the hurting at the end–she’d go there again because it was beautiful.

A or B ?

Damn it,  can I just choose Group Nothing? Fffffpk! Damn you universe!

when it rains, it pours. hard.

can’t make a good title

Sally and I were chatting about when are we going to watch ITALY.

…. SHUT UP!!!

We both giggled how *jologs* people think of the thought that we love some local celebrities. Then she started ‘fessing that she loves Piolo Pascual to death. And I was like, “gollies, I love him too! I don’t care much about the rumors. He’s just sooooooo guapo.”

Both of us were giggling.

Then Sally said–

Sally: Sometimes I  wish that Jam (boy friend or boyfriend? hee) looks like him…
Sally: but no matter how I close my eyes and think
Sally: dili gyud (it just, couldn’t.. wouldn’t..)… how paet!!!

Haha. Sally, that girl.

As promised, I sketched Piolo. Don’t kill me if it’s a bit farfetched. Yeah, Sall, this one’s dedicated to you.

nom nom ees yer boithday!

Congratulations to you who received this seemingly delicious cake.

not because I’m bored. well, yeah, maybe I am.

–and I want to watch her new movie ITALY. True story.

you are what you pretend to be

That is true. I think it’s the cutest animal on earth. I should stop eating pork. (

I love pigs. I eat pork. I love pigs. I eat pork. I love pigs. I eat pork. I’m cautiously not enjoying it. Okay, not with lechon. aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!. I recorded my voice sounding like a pig –Babe, Duchess the cat , Ferdinand the duck and Fly the sheepdog.  It’s just an excerpt from my favorite movie Babe, The Gallant Pig.

Listen Babe

no need to iron it with botox

This is a tribute to my grandparents. I Know. Mushy.

los adjetivos

and without Adjective, there’s no Judgement.

not so post-secrety

one simple wish

Holy inferiority complex, Batman!

Worse is when you fancy that you are  Alfred the butler.