FOR SALE

PERFECT MATES
(Retail Price : $500000)

Totally Subservient! Be the envy of your friends! Comes in many different shapes and sizes!
Trade in prices available.

SCAPEGOAT
(Retail price $79,870.35)
Everybody needs one! Why take responsibility for your sins? It doesn’t have to be your fault! Blame somebody else!

FRIENDS
(Retail price $1000.24)
Experience instant rapport! Confide your thoughts and your feelings!

SELF ESTEEM KIT (sold out)
(Retail price $15)
Why be you? Become the you you’ve always wanted to be!

UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
(Retail price $99.99)
Just like moms used to make! Free puppy and and IOU clip with every purchase!