it’s not where you’re at

and it doesn’t need wide open spaces

I didn’t stop blogging. It’s just that…

taste doesn’t matter, curve does.

“Height doesn’t matter. Weight does ” — printed on men’s dick-o-meter.  As seen on your weighing scale.

it’s supposed to be a rhetorical question,yeah?

metamorphosis

once upon a time, my favorite kid, Kaetlin, asked me this question.

sometimes,

I die.

stop asking that

Link exchange doesn’t matter to me.  I don’t really care if I get a traffic jam or zero view a day. I don’t intend to be a rising internet star ( no pun intended to Mike Villar ) because that’s too impossible.

If I like your blog or site, I store your url in my brain. If you read your name on my exit pages, it only means that you need special mention. Well, not really. Just because. I’ve got favorite sites that I go to everyday. I don’t link those url here. Why? Just because.

Now, stop that sad look. I won’t link you here.  It was stored in my brain. You just don’t know. 

Also, I don’t give comments to any blogs that much for the fear that I might sound stupid and off topic.

That is all.

are you coin operated?

Better question is, do want a coin operated thingermajig?

coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

this entry is inspired by Dresden Doll's song Coin Operated Boy

how bad is your logic?

And how do you get away with it?

I say a lot of things in silence

There are two things about me. One, I don’t put any malice on the things I see even if I know something’s goin on. Two, I just plainly don’t give a damn.

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define

can’t make a good title

Sally and I were chatting about when are we going to watch ITALY.

…. SHUT UP!!!

We both giggled how *jologs* people think of the thought that we love some local celebrities. Then she started ‘fessing that she loves Piolo Pascual to death. And I was like, “gollies, I love him too! I don’t care much about the rumors. He’s just sooooooo guapo.”

Both of us were giggling.

Then Sally said–

Sally: Sometimes I  wish that Jam (boy friend or boyfriend? hee) looks like him…
Sally: but no matter how I close my eyes and think
Sally: dili gyud (it just, couldn’t.. wouldn’t..)… how paet!!!

Haha. Sally, that girl.

As promised, I sketched Piolo. Don’t kill me if it’s a bit farfetched. Yeah, Sall, this one’s dedicated to you.

nom nom ees yer boithday!

Congratulations to you who received this seemingly delicious cake.

not because I’m bored. well, yeah, maybe I am.

–and I want to watch her new movie ITALY. True story.

you are what you pretend to be

That is true. I think it’s the cutest animal on earth. I should stop eating pork. (

I love pigs. I eat pork. I love pigs. I eat pork. I love pigs. I eat pork. I’m cautiously not enjoying it. Okay, not with lechon. aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!. I recorded my voice sounding like a pig –Babe, Duchess the cat , Ferdinand the duck and Fly the sheepdog.  It’s just an excerpt from my favorite movie Babe, The Gallant Pig.

Listen Babe

no need to iron it with botox

This is a tribute to my grandparents. I Know. Mushy.

los adjetivos

and without Adjective, there’s no Judgement.

not so post-secrety

one simple wish

Holy inferiority complex, Batman!

Worse is when you fancy that you are  Alfred the butler.

Not everyone is meant to make a difference

But it can be an option

your own wonderland

Do you feel like Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole?  Unlike her, you want to land on your own wonderland that makes perfect sense.  Well, isn’t your reality what you wished and hoped for so long ago?

Use your hands.

caterfly

not just a molehill or

My housemate is worried about her boobie size. She was asking me what to do about it. SHE WAS ASKING ME!!! Pete knows, a lady with her physique, her boobies in my eyes are ginormous.  Well, not really but it’s just right for her size. Okaaay— don’t ask me if I am worried about my breasts size. You don’t want me to cry.

at Saint Elsewhere

meet you there…

Chaos Theory

The world is absurd.

and a little funny.

first thoughts in the morning

What time is it?

Gahd, that dream was queer!

What to do on a boring day while the hubby is enjoying watching his porn? Join him?

Nah, I’m too hungry to get into action.

… Pancakes! ding!

mickeedees or jabee?

Think! Decide.

—0 o 0 o 0—-

O hai, there! Come here often?

D’oh! ( I hear you said that!)

You know, I’m so bad with making introductions. This is the nth time I made one. Anyway, I thought of making a new blog for my silly thoughts into cartoons–Anything that comes into my mind that makes sense to me and not to you.

Suppose that there will be readers of this blog in the future, they should not expect great cartooning skills or anything of that sort. I try using my hand and acquaint with it to make great things, but it just won’t cooperate.

I have to instigate using my mind.

I used to think twice. Now, I mindsturbate.

And come.

Silly.