cerebral rub and tug :: little monsters inside my head

LOL. Note to self

mindsturbate — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 03:45:01 +0000

and to every funny people I know.

There are 31 numbers in the calendar

mindsturbate — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:31:38 +0000

I’m holding the 30th spot… in years! Oh well, I was wishing my waistline will match my age but my 3000- calorie diet didn’t work. Mind you, I was a 29- inch waistline record holder 2 years ago! YAY. It shrunk three months after I gave birth, though. :/ Yes, that’s right. I have a little human– a womb escapee who exited down from my vagina. She’s cute and all and a bit snotty. So yeah, I’m 30. Not a big deal. I guess what I have to deal big is– myself and my other incessant “selves”. If you know what I mean. No? Me neither. You know, I have a bucket list. I don’t think I’ll ever cross out the first one. It says Be A Millionaire before I turn 30. I was so close to it I swear. Almost there. But almost doesn’t count. Maybe changing it to Be A Millionaire before I turn 31 won’t hurt. I hope going to Machu Picchu won’t be that hard because that’s second on my list.

Also, I have to always remind myself to make room for what is GOOD and RIGHT. The hardest thing and the right thing are the same, they say. I’ve been a bad bad girl. Really bad. God knows how bad I was/am. But for all the things I’ve done, I guess I did something right to have the love and things I need. IDK. Whatever, universe! I’m not good with words and my vocabulary is not extensive, my grasp of grammar is not phenomenal and I don’t have a superlative command of syntax. Taahtah! xoxo

want you but

mindsturbate — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 08:42:18 +0000

That’s why you are fat

mindsturbate — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:42:56 +0000

Disclaimer: To all my friends who think they are fat/or really fat, this is NOT for you. So chill.

You can only lose what you cling to

mindsturbate — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:09:29 +0000

I mean, c’mon! It’s just a kite. You can make one or can buy it at a thrift store. Ask yourself this:
“Will this matter a year from now? It’s only best to fly kites in summer. Also, Happy Christmas!

the mad hatter. he waits forever ♪

mindsturbate — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:11:11 +0000

My sense of smell can beat your sense of humor

mindsturbate — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:45:54 +0000

I judge people on how they smell, not how they look. -J Lo

~AGREED.

blug blug

mindsturbate — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:53:42 +0000

I rarely update this blog. There’s nothing much to read about it anyway. I’m not really the type who talks about myself or tell everyone what shit I have been through. I don’t like making fun of people either or make fun of animals and tell the world about how I skinned a cat and ate my own favorite dog. I don’t like whining about the weather, social and political issues, the birds, the bees and whatnot.

Okay, okay. There are lies in between. Believe me.

Well, I’m out of well-turned phrases at this point ( as if I really have a well-turned phrases).

Also, I am mentally imbalanced to a spectacular degree.

We have to celebrate. Yes. srsly.

gender bender

mindsturbate — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 15:48:39 +0000

you get that a lot from me and all but

mindsturbate — Wed, 11 May 2011 20:01:56 +0000